it's half past midnight, I am tired, my friends have left, my parents are on holiday, my sister is out. However when my friends left they did leave quite a lot of food (the few biscuits at the end of each pack, the crumbled bottom quater of the crisp packet etc, it accumulates to quite a lot if you get peckish at, let's say, half past midnight?), so I have just invented an ingenious (and completely disgusting) way of eating the mushed up tortilla chips with the supposedly 'mild', but actually quite spicy, salsa. I have simply mixed them together and I'm eating it with a spoon. I know I will feel sick when I look at the empty salsa jar, but for now it tastes goooooooooood.
I have my music on very loudly and I'm singing even louder, I really hope my neighbours can't hear me...
In recovery from my recent catastrophic blunder, where I was calling a friend of mine a failure, in good spirit and all, and I misspelled fail 'fial' (the irony, it actually burns) I have just redeemed myself in the eyes of some (although not others...). I quote a friend of mine - "I just don't bother retorting...we've already discussed that we have nothing to fire at Jenny, we just have to admit defeat and move on", in response to this I politely described the width of my smug grin and explained that it was (exaggerated for effect) immeasurable and could not be understood even if effort was made in this direction. Another friend, whose facebook page was host to this conversation, 'retorted' for him with "I'll fire a warning show across the bows for you then. Jenny, you have the mind of a chimpanzee wrapped in butter! I'd like to see you answer that!". Now I'm not going to lie to you, I did google this, but then again I do google a lot of things which escape me, but in response I explained "we share 98% of our DNA with monkeys, that simply cannot insult me". And just to boost my ego a little further, he responded "Well, there you have it, I tried to abstract, thought I was infallible, and still my attempt at bringing you down got destroyed. Attempting to trip Jenny up is like trying to drill through concrete with a blade made of foam." then the two of them hung their heads in shame, leaving my grin to widen further.
I have my music on very loudly and I'm singing even louder, I really hope my neighbours can't hear me...
In recovery from my recent catastrophic blunder, where I was calling a friend of mine a failure, in good spirit and all, and I misspelled fail 'fial' (the irony, it actually burns) I have just redeemed myself in the eyes of some (although not others...). I quote a friend of mine - "I just don't bother retorting...we've already discussed that we have nothing to fire at Jenny, we just have to admit defeat and move on", in response to this I politely described the width of my smug grin and explained that it was (exaggerated for effect) immeasurable and could not be understood even if effort was made in this direction. Another friend, whose facebook page was host to this conversation, 'retorted' for him with "I'll fire a warning show across the bows for you then. Jenny, you have the mind of a chimpanzee wrapped in butter! I'd like to see you answer that!". Now I'm not going to lie to you, I did google this, but then again I do google a lot of things which escape me, but in response I explained "we share 98% of our DNA with monkeys, that simply cannot insult me". And just to boost my ego a little further, he responded "Well, there you have it, I tried to abstract, thought I was infallible, and still my attempt at bringing you down got destroyed. Attempting to trip Jenny up is like trying to drill through concrete with a blade made of foam." then the two of them hung their heads in shame, leaving my grin to widen further.
I feel this comment is owed to Jenny as a part of her prize for destroying all attempts to bring her down that myself and Matt threw forwards in a frenzy that would see piranhas look on in envy.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on another victory over two people who clearly do not know when to call it a day!